Me: But look at how nicely the ornaments show up!
Me: Why do you even care? You don't even LIKE Christmas!
Me: Someday, I'm gonna have a white tree.
Me: Am so!...
Him, cutting in: No.
Me: ...even if I have to plant it on your GRAVE!
Him, laughing: Go right ahead.
Me: Oh, don't challenge me! I'll do it!
Him: I don't care. White trees aren't naturally occurring in nature - it won't live.
Me: Oh, no! I'm gonna "plant" an ARTIFICIAL tree on your grave because it will NEVER DIE.