Meme Monday

I appropriated this "grumpy" meme from my dear friend Danielle at A Little Left of Lost . Granted, I'm not as cranky today as I was when I read hers last week, but it's different from most memes, and I like different.


Five T.V. shows that I will never watch – no, never.
1. The View (annoys the shit out of me) -- oh, seconded! I cannot STAND that show.

2. Jerry Springer (trash!) -- this and his buddy's spin-off, The Steve Wilkos show. I hate to admit it, but Chebbar LOVES that damned show.

3. Brooke Knows Best -- puhLEEZE

4. Anything containing Paris Hilton

5. I can't think of a fifth at the moment. I'm pretty undiscerning when it comes to (crap) TV. lol



Five foods I HATE and refuse to eat.
1. Liver -- seconded

2. Veal -- seconded: I've never tried it, not after Mom told me it was "baby cow" when I was 6. Not sure how/why eating adult cow is okay to me, though. *shrug* Actually, this could be amended to anything that could show up as a fluffy stuffed toy, like rabbit and lamb.

3. Sushi

4. Brains/intestines/tongue

5. Escargot


Five places I don't have any interest in visiting.
1. Spuzzum

2. Jail

3. The morgue

4. The dump

5. Anywhere I have to see people (especially children) suffer


Five things people at work/in my family do to annoy me.
1. Laugh and giggle and say "Oh, did Chibi hear that? tee hee heeee!" (Believe it or not, that happened at WORK recently.)

2. Horking up a hoo so freaking loud I can hear it at the other end of the office.

3. Be upset with me, but tell everyone but me.

4. Dare whine about helping wash the dishes after I cooked dinner while you played video games. If you value your life, don't do it.

5. Leaving dirty dishes and expecting someone else to clean up after you. (Again, AT WORK.)


Five worst gifts you received.
1. The tapestry Winnie the Pooh blanket? Wall hanging?

2. Parenting magazine -- very funny, MOM.

3. A night gown with a purple bunny on the front in a girls size 8. When I was 19 years old.

4.

5.
Either I've been bloody lucky to have received mostly good gifts, or I have selective amnesia.