Meme Monday(ish)

Here: I can do a brainless meme...


Firsts and Lasts

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: S when I was 5.
FIRST SCHOOL: [redacted] Elementary in [redacted]
FIRST CELL PHONE: 1997 (about a week after my SECOND car (also in a week) died on the side of the road)
FIRST FUNERAL: I in grade 8
FIRST PET: A puppy named Ruff
FIRST BIG TRIP: I'd say Vegas when I was 26... lol
FIRST FIGHT: I don't think this has happened yet (well, not if you mean physical fight)
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Corey Haim
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY? See first big trip -- ditto
FIRST REAL JOB: If babysitter doesn't count, then McPuke's was my first job.
FIRST FACEBOOK FRIEND: G -- he's the one who introduced me to this madness.
WHO WAS YOUR FIRST ROOMATE: If my family doesn't count, then Chebbar. lol
FIRST ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE YOU DRANK THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE DRUNK: I believe I got "gunk" off my mom's mai tai when I was 2ish...
WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH: I've never snuck out of the house.
WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST SLEEPOVER: No freaking clue.
FIRST PERSON YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A BAD DAY: Chebbar
WHOSE WEDDING WERE YOU IN THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE A BRIDESMAID OR GROOMSMEN: Never a bridesmaid! I was the flower girl at my aunt's wedding when I was 6 or 7.
FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING: Turn off the alarm?
FIRST CONCERT: *groan* Alanis Morissette (we were really going to see Our Lady Peace, I SWEAR!)
FIRST TATTOO OR PIERCING: Tattoo: tribal anklet when I was 20; piercing: ears when I was 4.
FIRST CRUSH: Some asshole named Stuart when I was 5 (I say asshole because he stole my sticker book because he coveted my Ghost Busters sticker, only to burn the rest of the album. Fucker.)
FIRST KISS: Allen in grade 5
FIRST REAL LOVE: Unrequited (read: LAME)? Brian Reciprocated? Chebbar

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: Chebbar
LAST CAR RIDE: Coming to work
LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: last night -- ditto
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Batman Begins?
LAST FOOD YOU ATE: Pineapple
LAST PERSON YOU KISSED: Chebbar
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: groceries -- ditto (however, Chebbar bought me a purse on my behalf)
LAST SHIRT WORN: Pink sweater
LAST PHONE CALL: Chebbar
LAST TIME YOU WERE DRUNK: Christmas
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Received?Bro  Sent? Chebbar
LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: Uh, the keyboard. Duh! ;)
LAST FUNERAL: Great Grannie *knocks wood*
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Last Thursday
LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO: "Blue Cars" by Dishwalla
LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED: Saturday
LAST PERSON YOU SAW: N
LAST THING YOU DRANK: Water
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART: Me
LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY: Sunday
LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED: Today