Chebbar = my other better half (no, seriously)
Mom = self-explanatory (I hope)
Brad = step-dad; Mom's third husband
Dad = technically my step-dad (well, technically no longer my step-dad, since he's not married to my mom anymore); has been around since I was 2, and treated me (for the most part) like one of his own
Mona = Dad's (second) wife
Nick = my (half) brother (we don't do the "half" bullshit: my siblings are my siblings, end of discussion)
Taylor = my (half) sister (see above)
Justin = Taylor's boyfriend
The Donor = my biological father in name/blood only
Stripper Extraordinaire = The Donor's ex wife
Brian = The Donor & Stripper Extraordinaire's oldest son; my "adopted" brother in name/blood only
Luke = The Donor & Stripper Extraordinaire's youngest son; my half-brother in name/blood only
Grandmonster = my maternal grandmother in name/blood only
Gramps = my maternal grandfather in name/blood only
Grandma = my paternal grandmother (we like her)
Grandpa = my paternal grandfather (we liked him)
Donna = my maternal(?) aunt in name/blood only
Pops = Chebbar's dad
Nana = Chebbar's grandmother
Mike = Chebbar's uncle
Sarah = Chebbar's youngest sister
Beth = Chebbar's middle sister
Theo = Beth's oldest son; Chebbar's nephew
Jake = Beth's youngest son; Chebbar's nephew
Andrew = Chebbar's best friend
Greg = my BFF, Part I; Dawn's husband
Dawn = my BFF, Part II; Greg's wife
Wyatt = Greg & Dawn's son; my nephew
Matt = the one who fucked me up
Jeff = the one who broke my heart
Wade = Boss #1
Rob = Boss #2
Larry = Boss #3 (who I worked with two jobs ago)
I think that's it: if there's anyone you're curious about that I've missed, let me know!
All I can say is " WOW!"
ReplyDeleteThank you for making this list.
I don't have that many family members in my life but i bet you'd love to see my list (nicknames) for my inlaws. :)
Julia
http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com
Love it...what a good idea...I feel all caught up now. Well, not really, but it's a start! :)
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