Just don't turn my crank

This week we're talking about those celebrities that others find attractive, but we don't... share the attraction, shall we say?

First up (simply because I'm going in the order in which the computer saved the pisc because I'm lazy like that), Madge:

from Todays Top Trends

Now, don't get me wrong: I'd kill to be as smoking hot and toned as Madonna, but I think she may have gone a leeeeetle too far.  O_O  There are some beautiful pictures of her, but the majority of them leave me shaking my head wondering WTF.

from Nothing Rhymes with Lydia

I chose this picture of Matthew McConaughey because he looks particularly greasy and slimy (and I couldn't find any of the naked bongo pictures).  Unfortunately, once I hear a story about how a star doesn't particularly like to shower or wear deodorant or what-have-you, I'll never get it out of brain.  Ick.

from Bunny with Fangs

Ah, Pammy.  *sigh*  You train wreck, you.

from Gossip Check

Now, before Fanpires get all up in my grill, I just don't. get. it.  Robert Pattinson either looks like a slimy douchebag, or a 12-year old, neither of which appeals to me.  Sorry.

from Babble's Fame Crawler

I've NEV.ER. found Tiny Tom attractive, even before Teh Crayzee infected his brain via Xenu on Oprah's couch.  He's just... UGH.  I totally have the heebie jeebies just thinking about him.  Thanks a lot.  *shudders*