Friday, May 21, 2010

I'm either getting better, or worse: jury's still out

Physically, I feel worse today than I did yesterday (still have heaviness in my chest, but now it only feels like a large dog is sitting on me instead of an elephant - I felt MUCH better yesterday.  So much better, in fact, that I decided I'd attempt to make dinner.  After a whopping ten minutes, I had such a coughing fit I had to go lay on the couch.  FAIL).  Attitudinally?  BITCHFACE

Eve.Ry.Thing. is annoying the living hell out of me, as in, seriously making that frowny, what-are-you-stupid? face any time Chebbar asks me something.

So far today I have:

  • Called the doctor's office to find out why I still haven't heard anything about my gastro referral (3.5 days later) considering I heard back within the hour about the gyn referral,
  • Called the strata management company to find out why they're STILL taking over $7 more per month out of our account for strata fees after assuring us that it was taken care of (that might not seem like much, but when you've agreed to a proposed budget at an AGM and factor in that it's $7/month x 12 months x 66 units and you sort of a potential recipe for embezzlement of funds), and
  • Sent a Sternly Worded Email to The Shopping Channel for spamming my god damned cell phone AFTER sending me not one, but TWO emails informing me about their Very! Important! Channel Change!  *gnashes teeth*
The day is still young....  Who's next?

I have three days left on my holiday.  Today is our anniversary: we were supposed to go out for dinner, but considering I spend all my time either cultivating my loogie hocking skills or horking up a hoo, that's out.  We were supposed to go to Ikea today: ha ha bloody ha.  We are supposed to go mini-golfing with Greg, Dawn, & Wyatt tomorrow, but after my stellar dinner performance lasts night, I highly doubt that's gonna happen.  Oh, and have I mentioned that this is Greg's last weekend here?  He'll be gone next weekend on his way for The Big Move.  We're supposed to do Costco/grocery shopping/visit Nana/go to the library this weekend.  I want a do-over.

Signed,
Princess Pissypants
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9 comments:

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  2. Sick on your vacay !? That blows. And I'm sorry. Get better soon because I'm sure Chebbar is expecting, uh, something.

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  3. What a way to spend a holiday.

    Do hope you really are feeling better when you read this.

    Glad to see you have retained your sense of humour. You always make e smile.

    This website hates my English spelling but I aint changing it for no Americans.

    MargieAnne

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  4. I'm so sorry. Happy Anniversary anyway! :) You should totally get a do over.

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  5. You're right, it should take that long to get your referral. Glad you're rounding the bend, being sick blows.

    Happy anniversary though, maybe you can postpone some of the errand-type stuff until next week(end). I do have a feeling that you guys could make chicken soup romantic. :-)

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  6. This is why drinking wine while commenting is a bad idea. I meant it SHOULDN'T take that long to get your referral. :-)

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  7. Oh you poor thing. That sounds miserable for sure. I hope you get better really soon.

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  8. I was born & raised & still live in America ... but spent many early childhood years close to the Canadian border so have ALWAYS had to work hard to remember that on this side of things we leave out the nifty little "u" in favourite, colour, etc. I would get marked off in school for it and always threw a hissy fit.

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  9. That sounds like a pretty crappy holiday for you, but I hope the last few days have been kind and you're feeling better!

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