Him: Wha-a-a-t?
Me: I smell like dirty old man BO.
Him: No, you don't.
Me: Yes I do! Here! SMELL ME!
Him (shaking head): No, you don't. Your nose is just broken right now.
Me: Have you SMELLED dirty old man before?!?
Him: No.
Me (smugly): I rest my case.
Him (more smugly): No, that just means you can't be right because I don't know what you're talking about, which makes ME right.
End scene.
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