New favourite website? PERPETUAL KID!

Holy CRAP, you guys!  How come no one clued me in?!?  Perpetual Kid fulfills the kid/dork/geek/twisted em-effer in me like no other novelty shopping site has to date.  SO MUCH COOL STUFF!  Alas, PK is another site that doesn't ship to Canada (well, easily, anyhow: they do link to a mail forwarding company, though).

New and Improved Personal Library Kit $14.99

This makes the book-nerd in me squee hard.  A date stamp!  Sign-out cards!  OMG!

Doctor Visit Note Pad $6.99

This is actually a really great idea if you're a) forgetful like me, and/or b) don't go to the doctor until you have a collection of concerns.

Crayola Crayon Executive Pen $10.99

I know this is simply dorky, but have you learned NOTHING about me yet?  Pure, unadulterated dork.

Mini Flamingo-Be-Gone $39.99

They have another one with two of these little dudes carrying a garden gnome away, but I think this one might raise a few blue-haired eyebrows in the neighbourhood...  hehehe

The World's Largest Gummy Bear $29.95

I love gummi candy, so this intrigues me, but at 12,000 calories, it frightens me at the same time.  Ow.  I think I got a cavity just looking at this.

Paper Tweet Notepad $4.49

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN TWITTER IS DOWN!  bwa ha haaaaaaaa

Decision Maker $14.99

Like a Magic 8 Ball, only cooler!  Because, uh, because I said so?

"Thanks For Being..." Self-Inking Stamper $7.99

I can think of a person or two whose forehead I'd like to apply this to...

YouDoo VooDoo Doll $19.99

...and a couple of people whose faces would get applied to one of these.  *cackles evilly*