Cubicle toys for good girls and boys

Every once in awhile I'll catch a glimpse of someone's workspace - in person, via a picture, on TV - and I think about how boring the space I spend 40 hours a week is.  Sure, I have my requisite pictures of Chebbar and Wyatt up, and my Hoops & Yoyo annoying funny talking mug on my desk, but other than that?  BOOOOORIIIIING.  I think I need some fun stuff to liven up the joint...

Instant Excuse 8-Ball $7.98

This version of the Magic 8-Ball comes with TWENTY convenient excuses!  With everything from "abducted by aliens" to "Mexican food," Instant Excuse has ya covered.

Collector's Edition Slinky $7.99

Who doesn't love Slinkies?  Well, at least until you tangle the hell out of them and render them inoperable...  What, just me?

Inanimate Character Stickers $3.99

Okay, I know: my dork is showing.  Whatevs.  I would LOVE these to stick on, well, everything in my office!

Mini Tape Gun $6.29

Dudes!  How cool is this?!?  Wait: dork's showing again, isn't it?  *siiiiigh*

Stressed Out Man Stress Ball $2.99

A man all tied up in knots?  A man I can pretend is my boss a client Chebbar some random dude I don't know AND can crush in my mighty fists of steel?  AWESOME.