They ended up being seated at the table beside us; I watched with curiosity as she tried valiantly to arrange her butt cover to cover her butt, but it didn't. Now, in this day and age of the MORTAL! SIN! that is visible panty line, I guarandamntee she wasn't wearing no granny panties or boy shorts - I'd bet my Pearl Jam tickets she was wearing a thong...
Yes, that means her bare ass was seated on that chair. I'm not sure if I was more grossed out by the bare-ass-cooties that met the poor, defenceless chair, or that her bare ass was picking up other people's dirty-ass-pant-cooties.
Either way, I'm gonna start using those toilet seat protectors OUTSIDE of the washroom now. *shudders*
MY GOD I LOVE YOU. (caps were intentional, thankyouverymuch)
ReplyDeleteI witnessed this very thing a few months ago at the Chinese buffet place near my house. And the chairs there? ARE CLOTH. Meaning, I doubt the staff washes the cloth chair cushions like they could if they were wood or metal chairs. Oh, and I can tell you the girl I saw... was NOT WEARING EVEN A THONG. I got a full show, if you got my drift? Um, barf. Like, that chair could have experienced "leakage" onto itself. Oh.my.gawd. I could throw up just thinking about it. On a side note... my husband dropped the piece of cake that was on his plate and when bare-assed Nellie (she looked like a Nellie) walked by our table, she stepped in it. Buahahahahahaaa. Great idea with the toilet seat covers used in outside the bathroom situations! ;)
ReplyDeleteEwww.... now I'll be watching everywhere I go out to eat. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteCan I just be grossed out by the whole thing?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! I'm gonna be on the lookout now!
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