I'm so gullible it hurts

Chebbar [texting his buddy about the hockey games tonight]: Just wanted to say sorry for the Canucks' loss tonight, but it's okay - Montreal won.

Me [reading over his shoulder]: Ooh, that's cold! Glad I'm not on the receiving end of THAT one!

My cellphone sounds with a new message.

Me: Huh. I wonder who that is? Maybe it's my brother...

Chebbar starts shaking with silent laughter.

Me [as I open the text message]: What's so fun... Oh, fuck you! YOU SUCK! YOU SO SUCK! bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! I am SO gullible! I'm totally blogging about this.