Chebbar: Why?
Me: Because half of it seems to have died! Only the left side [not the side I sleep on] is warm!
Chebbar: What? Really? That's weird...
Me: The only thing I can think of is *maybe* the cord is half unplugged?
Chebbar: Nah. It wouldn't work at all then. [Checks plug: it's connected properly.] [Tries to find the electric blanket in amongst the seven blankets on the bed.] [Feels around.] [Stops.] [Begins laughing his ass off.]
Me: What?!?
Chebbar [still laughing his ass off]: Um, the blanket slipped... [Pulls the bunched-up blanket over and smooths it over the bed.] [Continues laughing.]
Me [goggle-eyed]: What? You're KIDDING me! Are you kidding me?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!!! [Begins laughing my ass off.]
Evidently I need to CHECK the damned slippery blanket BEFORE I turn it on at night. Geesh.
"Buh, wut?"
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHaha, you are totes adorbs!
ReplyDeletehahaha!! In high school, my friends parents went away and she asked me to stay with her and we slept in her parents king-sized bed. It got cold out and we pulled out her parents electric blanket. For two nights, I was freezing and she was too hot. We each had our own controls. I kept turning mine up and she had hers on zero. The third night I finally clued in to the fact that we put it on backwards. She was freezing me out and I was cooking her!!!
ReplyDeleteOh man...
ReplyDeleteOMG. too funny.
ReplyDeletebwahahaha
ReplyDeleteI hate slippery blankets!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have to say, one of the best investments we ever made was getting a heated mattress pad (dual control)! No slippage!!
I'm losing blankets all the time too. I have a heated mattress pad, it heats from the bottom up. I LOVE it.
ReplyDeleteTo Funny! =)
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