Friday, February 10, 2012

Because I dare sing that song when I see her name...

@roxisbrilliant tagged me in a meme (thanks a lot, @handflapper) (no, really: thank you - I'm one of those weird-ass annoying meme-liking people) (please don't unfollow me).

I have to answer @roxisbrilliant's 11 questions, come up with 11 of my own, then tag 11 bloggers to keep the ball rolling. Here goes nothing!

1. Why the hell did your parents give you that name?
Mom suggested it; The Donor didn't like it; they discussed more (Jennifer, Candy (CANDY - can you BELIEVE it?!? I'm not sweet enough to be named Candy!); finally The Donor suggested it like it was his brilliant idea. *snort* My first name is after a cousin, and my middle name was for a great grandmother.

2. Is there a song with your name in it that everyone sings as if you’ve never heard the song before? Is it sung by Sting? What about Ewan Macgregor? That’s what I thought.
GRAH, yes! But no, not by Sting. I don't even know who sings it: I hate it too much to look it up. (It's an old song. Older than me, even.)

3. What was your first job? Why did you ever leave?
McDonald's. Because I was too short to play Ronald McDonald.


4. Have you bought a copy of Barcode yet? Why the hell not?
Nope: didn't know what it was before now. Thank you for the link: that was very helpful and considerate of you.

5. Isn’t Handflapper one of the most beautiful women on the Twitter? The orange shirt and martini glass really bring out the red in her lips.
Handflapper's sexy and she knows it.

6. How many is too many when it comes to browser tabs?
When they crash my browser.

7. Can you name any Jeremy London movies without looking it up? (Mallrats doesn’t count. That just proves you read this post.)
Dazed & Confused? Or was that his brother? Or am I thinking of the wrong guy entirely? I seem to mix up Jeremy London and Jeremy Irons. (I KNOW! Shut up.)

8. What is one stereotype people usually associate with you? Is it true?
Oh, gosh. I'm not sure. A lot of people think I'm a prude (and I am Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville with some stuff) and are mouth-agape-shocked when I crack a dirty joke or cuss like a sailor.

9. If you were a tree, what kind of animal would you be?
Strawberry ice cream.

10. Why do papercuts hurt so damn much?
It's a conspiracy.

11. What is your all-time favorite book?
Where the Wild Things Are



Now for my questions for YOU!
  1. What colour are your underwear right now?
  2. What's your least favourite food?
  3. Does it bother you when I put extra letters in my word? Well, too bad: I'm Canadian, eh?
  4. How do you like your eggs?
  5. What book are you currently reading? Should I read it?
  6. Did you have an imaginary friend? What was his/her name?
  7. What is your guiltiest pleasure, keeping in mind I'm Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville?
  8. If you could have any job in the whole wide world, what would it be?
  9. Do you watch Toddlers & Tiaras?
  10. What CD is in your CD player? (Do you still have one of those? If not, what was the last song played on your MP3 player? Should I be listening to them/her/him/it?)
  11. Shoes: off at the door, or wear 'em through the house?

Okay, your turn @daydreaminfool, @queenofpink, @jhbtook, @leighish, @nannyanya, @mrsoneday, @magandmoo, @mercurialnature, @walkercynthia, @mommahopeful, and all the fluffers (you know who you are *wink*).
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22 comments:

  1. Yay for strawberry ice cream and memes!

    I <3 you.

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  2. The fact that I CHIBISMASH anything is testament to my love for you. I can't even change it to JULIESMASH, because CHIBISMASH just IS the right thing. Also? Ronald McDonald is a clown. And I want to CHIBISMASH clowns. Therefore, I'm glad you left McDonald's. That and you would smell like chicken nuggets. Which are ga-ross!

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  3. What colour are your underwear right now? (pink---but I had to look)What's your least favourite food? (meat--I'm just not a fan)Does it bother you when I put extra letters in my word? Well, too bad: I'm Canadian, eh? (Girl, I'm Southern, so while I don't write with extra letters, I sure do PRONOUNCE 'em!)How do you like your eggs? (Fresh from the chicken! :) Over medium with salt and pepper)What book are you currently reading? Should I read it? (Advanced Pathophysiology for the Health Professional, 6th Edition. NO It sucks)Did you have an imaginary friend? What was his/her name? (I had triplets: Cindia, Mindia, and Lyndia)What is your guiltiest pleasure, keeping in mind I'm Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville? (wine)If you could have any job in the whole wide world, what would it be? (Nurse educator with flex hours)Do you watch Toddlers & Tiaras? (never once)What CD is in your CD player? (Do you still have one of those? If not, what was the last song played on your MP3 player? Should I be listening to them/her/him/it?) (Book of Mormon---you MUST. It's hysterical!)Shoes: off at the door, or wear 'em through the house? (off. Then they are lysoled. I'm sure you're shocked)

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  4. What colour are your underwear right now? Who says I'm wearing any?What's your least favourite food? Spam.Does it bother you when I put extra letters in my word? Well, too bad: I'm Canadian, eh? Nope. I do it, too, but my spell checker is, apparently, American, and spazzes out about it.How do you like your eggs? Depends on the day.What book are you currently reading? Should I read it? I'm reading the Anita Blake series. Eh, it's like supernatural/vampire/wereanimal romance novels, so....Did you have an imaginary friend? What was his/her name? I don't think so...but I'm not sure, tbh.What is your guiltiest pleasure, keeping in mind I'm Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville? Swiss Cake Rolls from Little Debbie. Pure junk, but so good.If you could have any job in the whole wide world, what would it be? Can I get paid for my mad napping skills?Do you watch Toddlers & Tiaras? Yes. It's what I go for when I need junk tv. That or Teen Mom.What CD is in your CD player? (Do you still have one of those? If not, what was the last song played on your MP3 player? Should I be listening to them/her/him/it?) Um. I have no idea, tbh.Shoes: off at the door, or wear 'em through the house?If you are a child, or they are muddy, take them off, please. 

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  5. ack, what happened to all the formatting there? EESH

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  6. WHO is Jeremy London, anyways?
    Pink ~What colour are your underwear right now? Fish of any kind ~What's your least favourite food? Noooot at Alllllllll ~Does it bother you when I put extra letters in my word? Well, too bad: I'm Canadian, eh? Cooked.Or raw for cookie/cake/brownie dough consumption ~How do you like your eggs? Does Entertainment Weekly count as a book? ~What book are you currently reading? Should I read it? Nope, wasn't cool enough for one. ~Did you have an imaginary friend? What was his/her name? A pint of ice cream and reality tv marathons (any housewives, gangland,)~What is your guiltiest pleasure, keeping in mind I'm Prudy McPruderson, Mayor of Prudeville? Pre School Teacher ~If you could have any job in the whole wide world, what would it be? Yes~ Do you watch Toddlers & Tiaras? P!nk  Fun House~ And YES if you aren't already listening to her. What CD is in your CD player? (Do you still have one of those? If not, what was the last song played on your MP3 player? Should I be listening to them/her/him/it?) Off as soon as I can get them off. I would be barefoot 24/7 if I could.~ Shoes: off at the door, or wear 'em through the house?

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  7. Cynthia Walker-WhiteFebruary 10, 2012 at 4:22 PM

    http://from-the-wrong-side-of-40.blogspot.com/2012/02/for-chibi-because-i-luff-her-so-much.html
    because I love you!

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  8. My god, this thing is like the plague. A plague of rainbows and strawberry ice cream and and trees that become animals and people who don't know who Jeremy London is and OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T GROW UP TO BE RONALD MCDONALD BECAUSE THEN I WOULD BE TERRIFIED OF YOU.

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  9. http://www.lucidlotuslife.com/index.php/2012/02/11/do-that-to-meme-one-more-time/
    Because I have the love.  For you, that is.

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  10. http://www.lucidlotuslife.com/index.php/2012/02/11/do-that-to-meme-one-more-time/
    Because I have the love.  For you:)

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  11. I kinda dig the idea of an automatic Lysol sprayer... ;)

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  12. He was in Party of Five and 7th Heaven. I thought he was in Dazed & Confused, but I guess it was his twin brother. And I *adore* Pink.

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  13. Have you seen the movie? What did you think?

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  14. A plague of AWESOMESAUCE started by YOU! ;)

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  15. Jason London was SO cute in Dazed & Confused! Heh. I had to look it up after reading this. ;p

    I like the flavour of your spelling. ;-)

    I'm reading The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin.  It is Fabulous. ;D

    Shoes: not quite off at the door, but I mostly wear slippers around the house, and try my best to keep outdoor shoes out of the bedroom!

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