The Best of the Worst

Here's some crap you might enjoy.  But don't get your hopes up: it's crap I've written.

• Did I ever tell you about the time I burned my cooter?
• The time I flashed the whole school.  Mostly.
• Zippity-doo-da
• When Aunt Becky demands something, you DO it
• Chesticular breasticles (AKA I have no clue what to title this)
• Meal planning my way (for @velabronx)
• The insidiousness of one-upmanship
• Tweet your 16-year old self
• "I *never* forget my penis is there!" - aka A Conversation in Parts.  About Parts.
• Clumsy?  Why yes, yes I am!
• Selective amnesia
• One-sided friendships
• Oh. My. God.
• Self-Esteem Playlist
• Down in a dark, dirty hole
• My dirty little secret
• This is not beautiful and its rebuttal I'm kinda okay
• Coming out
• Where I'm from
• My decision not to have children had NOTHING to do with YOU
• The hierarchy of blogging 
• Fat girl slimmed
• A Breakup Letter
• I'm so gullible it hurts